Habang naghihintay kami ng pahayag ng Catholic Bishops Conference of the Philippines, eto muna ang ilang jokes na nakuha ko sa Plaridel Papers, ang mailing list ni Pete Lacaba:
Clinton and GMA were clasmates, di ba?
Clinton’s scandal had to do with a cigar.
GMA’s scandal has to do with garci.
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Tchr: Today we’re studyng percentages. If there are ten questions on
a quiz and you get ten correct, what do you get?
AteGlo: Accused of cheating.
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I love GMA. I support GMA. I don’t want GM to resign! (Send ds 2 20
friends & in 3 days U wil lose 20 friends.) at mgsisisi ka 4 ur
lapse in judgment!
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GMA 2 PNP- there is a group that is out to destroy me and my family.
PNP- we confirm that mam. The group is known as the PUBLIC.
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May nagdeliver ng crib sa Tanay, at nagalit si Erap.
Erap: Wala naman akong baby dito ah!
Delivery man: Sir, lilipat na rin po si GLORIA!!
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