Ang suwerte naman ni Rep. Alan Peter Cayetano! Biruin mo, binigyan siya ni First Gentleman Mike Arroyo ng libreng tiket papuntang Germany. Ang claim kasi ng kapatid ni Ate Pia Pia Pia Compañera, may bank account daw sa Germany sina FG. Mahigit 200 libong piso ang halaga ng tiket.
Aba, para talagang may foreign account, kasi nakakapanlibre papuntang Germany!
It’s hard to smile to show you’re not hurt;
to giggle, to pretend you’re ok.
It’s hard to laugh after you have cried
What’s worst is… (more…)
Habang naghihintay kami ng pahayag ng Catholic Bishops Conference of the Philippines, eto muna ang ilang jokes na nakuha ko sa Plaridel Papers, ang mailing list ni Pete Lacaba:
Clinton and GMA were clasmates, di ba?
Clinton’s scandal had to do with a cigar.
GMA’s scandal has to do with garci.
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Tchr: Today we’re studyng percentages. If there are ten questions on
a quiz and you get ten correct, what do you get?
AteGlo: Accused of cheating.
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I love GMA. I support GMA. I don’t want GM to resign! (Send ds 2 20
friends & in 3 days U wil lose 20 friends.) at mgsisisi ka 4 ur
lapse in judgment!
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GMA 2 PNP- there is a group that is out to destroy me and my family.
PNP- we confirm that mam. The group is known as the PUBLIC.
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May nagdeliver ng crib sa Tanay, at nagalit si Erap.
Erap: Wala naman akong baby dito ah!
Delivery man: Sir, lilipat na rin po si GLORIA!!
Friendship natin parang GMA-7.
Kapag kasama kita laging LOVELY DAY.
Andyan tayo 24 ORAS para sa isa’t isa
sa anumang EMERGENCY,
kahit pa di sumipot si DARNA.
I-WITNESS si Lord sa pagsasamahang wagas
at SAKSI pati sina MEL & JOEY sa ating magandang samahan.
WISH KO LANG, magkaibigan tayo MAGPAKAILANMAN!
NAKS!
Samantala, ang malalaking balita ngayong araw na ito: (more…)
Memnoch the Devil (The Vampire Chronicles, Book 5) by Anne Rice
